Top 15 Cat Quotations

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Gain some insight into how your favorite feline actually feels about you and life in general with these enlightening quotations about cats...

1. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."--
   Mary Bly

2. "I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul."
   -- Jean Cocteau

3. "What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys?"
   -- Douglas Coupland

4. "In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats."
   -- English Proverb

5. "Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."
   --Robert Heinlein

6. "Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture."
   -- Jacquelyn Mitchard

7. "When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby."
   -- Nigerian Proverb

8. "It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?"
   --Eleanor H. Porter

9. "A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there."
   -- Agnes Repplier

10. "There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats."
    -- Albert Schweitzer

11. "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."--
    Unknown

12. "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
    --Unknown

13. "In ancient egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
    --Unknown

14. "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
    --Jeff Valdez

15. "If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."
    --Alfred North Whitehead

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