Cat-ostrophic猫ostrophic

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Through the years, anyone who had a cat for a pet knows that they can keep you in stitches with the antics they perform.多年来，谁有猫的宠物知道，他们可以让你在针与他们的滑稽表演。 Here are a few amusing anecdotes I have collected.这里有一些有趣的故事我已经收集。

Mushi lived in Germany during World War II and even though she was well loved, food was hard to come by.虫生活在德国在第二次世界大战期间，即使她很喜欢，粮食是来之不易的。 Table scraps, sausage casings and an occasional fish head was all she got.表签名，香肠肠衣和偶尔鱼头是她得到的所有。 One Christmas season, after the tree was decorated, the lady of the house came down hard on her two children, ages four and six.一个圣诞节，在树装饰，主妇下来很难对她的两个孩子，年龄四至六名。

"You have a heck of a nerve, eating the special candy I hung on the tree for a Christmas treat, " she scolded. “你有一个赫克的神经，吃本人特别糖果挂在树上的圣诞治疗， ”她骂。 The children denied all knowledge of the deed and started to blame each other.孩子们否认了所有的知识，契据，并开始指责对方。 Suddenly, from behind the tree came Mushi, blandly carrying a half-eaten chocolate, still attached to its golden string.突然，从后面来树上虫，和蔼携带半吃巧克力，还附上其黄金字符串。 A very annoyed mom tried to keep Mushi away from the candy but had to give up when two days later, the tree came crashing down with Mushi holding on for dear life near the top.一个非常恼火的妈妈试图让虫远离糖果，但不得不放弃时，两天后，树来到崩溃的虫举行的亲爱的生命上方附近。

Another time, a daughter of Mushi, Mushi II, spent most of her days outside, looking for food.还有一次，一个女儿的虫，虫二，大部分时间她的天外，寻找食物。 After an unsuccessful jaunt, she liked to return to the kitchen to check her dish.失败后短途旅游，她喜欢回到厨房检查她的菜。 Unfortunately, the only way into the house was the open window overlooking the sidewalk.不幸的是，唯一途径进入房子敞开的窗户俯视着人行道。 Being situated too high for her to jump, Mushi II waited for a neighbor to pause and say hello and gossip with the mistress of the house through the open window.目前位于太高，她跳，虫二等待一个邻居停下来打招呼和流言的女主人通过敞开的窗户。 Timing the jump to perfection, Mushi II bounded to the neighbor's back and launched herself through the open window, much to the consternation to the lady of the house and the shock to her friendly neighbors.定时跳完善，虫二界的邻居回来并推出自己通过敞开的窗户，大大惊愕的主妇和她的冲击友好邻邦。 Mushi II did all her business inside.虫二没有她所有的企业里面。 Not only was she trained to go on the toilet, but as a finishing act, make a leap to the pull chain and flush the toilet!不仅是她训练去厕所，但作为一个整理行为，使跨越式的拉链和冲水厕所！

My own cat, Sassy, can lie contentedly with us watching TV all night without moving.我自己的猫，野蛮女友，可以心满意足地躺在我们看电视通宵不动。 But if I decide that on one of my many trips out of the room during the evening to get the nail clippers from the bedroom to do her nails, she immediately hides under the covers and starts to complain.但是如果我决定在我的许多次走出了房间在晚上获得指甲钳从卧室里做她的指甲，她立即躲进覆盖，并开始抱怨。 We think she hears the sound of the armoire door as I open it over three rooms away.我们认为，她听到的声音的armoire门，我打开它的三个房间了。

We only had the pleasure of a cat named Madie (Girly in German) for less than a year when she fell down an embankment and got killed in the street.我们只是有幸一只猫命名Madie （少女在德国）不到一年的时候，她倒下堤和杀害了在街头。 She was the cuddliest cat in the world and she loved to sleep with us, keeping our feet warm under the covers in the winter and acting like a living muff around our necks, purring all the while.她是cuddliest猫的世界，她喜欢与我们睡眠，使我们脚下的温暖覆盖在冬季和行动就像生活在我们的失误脖子， purring所有的时间。 At Night when it was time for us to retire, Madie would race us to the bedroom and fling herself on the bed between the pillows, looking for all the world like the winner of the race.在夜晚时，我们现在退休，将比赛Madie我们的卧室和她甩在床上枕头之间，寻找所有的世界冠军一样的比赛。

The friendliness of all the cats we ever owned was measured against our wonderful Madie.在友好的所有猫科动物，我们任何时候都自备了衡量我们的美好Madie 。 None ever surpassed her.无以往任何时候都超过她。

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